Posts Tagged Talking To Women

Funny Icebreakers

Posted on November 22, 2009 with No Comments

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It’s been said time and time again you can open or ice break the with practically anything. You can just say “Hi” or something random.  The first thing you say isn’t always heard, so it’s not too critical. What matters most is your…

attitude, energy, body language and delivery.  It has to be said in a fun, non-serious, upbeat way.

Funny Openers and Icebreakers

  • Shit, I had the best pick-up line I was gonna use on you…but I just forgot it
  • Nice skirt, I just saw a few other women with the same one!
  • What’s worse? Starving yourself or eating McDonald’s?
  • I’ve got this really terrible itch between my shoulder blades that I can’t reach….would you be so kind as to scratch it for me *turn your back to her*…oh that’s much better, thank you *turn around*
  • My friends and I were having a bet whereby the loser (gesture at yourself) has to go up to the most beautiful women in the bar and ask her out for a date… So I just wanted to ask you..Who do you think is the most beautiful woman in this bar?

Funny Lines That Can be Injected Into Conversation (Not Icebreakers or Openers)

It’s good to have at least a few funny one liners you can rattle off during a conversation to keep the energy up and laughter frequent.

  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
  • Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  • Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
  • Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
  • Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
  • I bought an ant farm about a month ago and those lazy little bastards haven’t grown shit…
  • Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How To Transition From Icebreaker / Opener to Touching

You: Hey do you do any drugs..and alcohol doesn’t count
Girl: yes/no
You: (if yes)  so are you a bad girl?
(if no) so are you a good girl?

Girl: yes/no (if she says yes or no just act like you don’t believe her)
You: No way I don’t believe you! Prove it!
Girl :Really I am! Just ask my friend! hey (friend) tell him I’m a good/bad girl!

You:  Ok, I guess you are a good/bad girl…I love good/bad girls give me a hug.  Oh whats that smell is that me? (smell your shirt) no is it your hair (lightly smell her hair while your close to her) wow great stuff! smell my first does it smell anything like it, or is it just you?

Basically what you’re doing here is first making her qualify herself in the good/bad girl routine. then you quickly start initiating physical contact so she knows you’re not looking for a friend.


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How To Have A Great Conversation

Posted on November 7, 2009 with No Comments

How To Have a Great Conversation

Ever been in a conversation with a woman that’s going nowhere?  When you can almost feel the heavy silent awkwardness in the air?

This is a lot more common than you may think when two people don’t know each other well and lack conversation skill. Luckily, there are ways to get a great conversation going again.

Socially awkward and shy guys tend to dread these conversations.  A conversation will run out of energy when you talk about things that are not important to either of you.  Once you can zero in on a subject that you both find interesting or important you can talk about it tirelessly.

So, the key here is to find what her favorite subject is.

How do you do this?

Ask a lot of questions!  Pay close attention to the answers.

Watch closely as she answers for signs of high interest in the topics that are being discussed such as increased vocal variety and expressions of excitement. Keep asking more questions to drill in further about the subject at hand.

Avoid asking closed questions – those that require a “yes” or “no” to fully answer.  Open ended questions are always the best.

Closed question example: “Do you know what you want?”

Open question example: “How did you get into gymnastics?”

Open ended questions can’t be answered with a simple “yes” or “no.” The main idea of an open ended question is to illicit a thoughtful answer.  It will give her a chance to talk about something that is meaningful to her.

Open ended questions will make your conversations run smooth and become much more enjoyable.


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Talking To New Women

Posted on October 8, 2009 with No Comments

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If you’re not immediately comfortable talking with new people or talking to new women you’ve just met, you may find it hard to make lasting connections with them. You also might find it harder to make friends in general.

A mistake people make is that they tend to put a lot pressure on themselves when trying to make a good impression on someone they don’t know.  This makes it more difficult to have a memorable conversation and connect with someone due to all your nerves being jacked up.

When you first start talking to new women, you don’t have to ensure that you say something witty or clever right from the start.  Stop trying so hard.  Let yourself just be ordinary, and talk about fairly normal stuff (at least at the beginning).

You will not win woo women and make friends by trying to show off.  This is an important tip when speaking with women. They see through most of the bullshit, the smart ones do at least.

When you worry about every word coming out properly when you’re approaching or talking to a woman, you’re just making it harder on yourself.  Women can smell a nervous guy a mile away.  Relax and enjoy the presence of someone new.

Simple formula to make another person feel like you had a great conversation:

Listen 80%

Talk 20%

Everyone’s favorite subject is themselves.

For a successful conversation, it’s more important to be a good listener than it is to be an AMAZING speaker.

If you want to quickly make a good connection with someone, shortly after meeting move the conversation to a more personal level and skip the bullshit small talk.  Ask questions that most people would only ask friends they have known for a while, as long as they are not too intrusive.  Pay close attention to how she reacts. If she reacts positively, keep leading the conversation down that same path.  Ask questions that drill deeper into the same subject or ask a question about something they just said.  Just keep them talking and actually listen. Smile and nod occasionally so she knows you’re still there if she’s on a roll.

That’s the fundamental concept for talking to a new woman and making a good connection in the first conversation. Also, avoid fidgeting and nervous movements. If you start to feel an awkward silence make your escape and ask for a number, or if your realized she’s not your type just say “gotta run, it was nice meeting you.”


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